Legends tell of the Temple! where brave diapered adventurers once competed in trials of strength, wits, and absorbency. Only those clad in their sacred team bodysuits—like the Blue Barracudas or the Silver Snakes—could hope to reach the Crib of Destiny. Beware the Diaper Guardians who protect the sacred stash, and remember: stay dry, stay swift… and above all, never lose your pacifier in the Pit of Foam!

For proper sizing please refer to the sizing chart!

The size guide shows product measurements taken when laid flat. So, grab your favorite, best fitting t-shirt or onesie, measure it while it’s laid out flat, then refer back to this chart! Exact measurements can vary by 3cm.

Fabric: 88% Polyester and 12% Spandex
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
This product is made-to-order. If an order is placed with any bodysuits included, the other items will be shipped separately. Shipping for bodysuits can take 2-4 weeks.

Adults only (18+)

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